Rubber chicken called Camilla launched into space, plus scholorships for people who can quack like a duck. Also, flash drive shaped like a tampon, Satnavs for the elderly, a sheep that's crossed with a worm and a magnetic hamster.  Contains strong language and a peguin on anti-depressants.

Brian gives up drinking again and Georgina's deodorant spray is ticking. Special bumper edition of this award-nominated podcast featuring smart floors, lickable walls and a hotel for hamsters. Plus, small birds on top of big birds, sausage wars, stricken seagulls and a real-life  smurf village. Also blowing up frozen cows and a party where you can sniff people's bums.  Contains strong language and an extended plug for B&G's new digital album.

Weightless quail chicks in space. Plus, personal submarines, wooden laptops, blind novelists, Mr McFeely & the purple panda, and one-eyed snakes on a plane. Also a mini-didgeridoo for Georgina,  a woman trapped in flat-pack wardrobe and a man called Bubber with a pink golf club. This programme may contain bad language and the occasional psychopath.

Dancing dinosaurs get divorced. Plus,  snail mathematics, bouncing robots, the Dame Judy Dench neuron, penguins on diving boards, cars powered by pee & vodka and Louis Walsh on the Hindenberg. May contain strong language.